1. You don't need to waste time screwing the lid on the milk bottle, simply balance the lid on top and issue a hard downward motion blow.
2. Mop your floors fortnightly: thats half as much time spent compared to mopping weekly!
3. Source a husband who doesn't give a fig if his shirts are ironed or not.
4. Problem: unsightly, messy kitchen cupboards? Solution: shut the doors. That's what they're for after all!
5. Don't waste precious time looking for that illusive hair brush, just brush your daughter's hair with a plastic fork - my husband ACTUALLY did this.
6. Save time for your kids, your husband and your dog by not bothering to close the door when you're having a bit of quiet on the toilet.
7. To save shoe leather, make your first glass of wine a LARGE.
HAPPY FRIDAY EVERYONE!!
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